I'm Literally Just A Nurse roller skating raccoon shirt

I'm Literally Just A Nurse Shirt, Retro Roller Skating Raccoon Nurse Tee, Funny Dark Humor Sarcastic Nurse Gift, Comfort Colors T-Shirt

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$24.99
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I'm Literally Just A Nurse roller skating raccoon shirt

I'm Literally Just A Nurse Shirt, Retro Roller Skating Raccoon Nurse Tee, Funny Dark Humor Sarcastic Nurse Gift, Comfort Colors T-Shirt

$24.99
Sale price  $24.99 Regular price 
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📦 Arrives Jul 11 – Jul 15 if you order today 🎉

🚚 Up to 85% of orders delivered 2 days earlier

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I'm Literally Just A Nurse — a vintage roller-skating raccoon gliding down the EKG line. Retro engraved graphic with just the right amount of dark humor.

  • 🏷️ Choose Gildan Tee or premium garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
  • 🧵 Soft, heavyweight ring-spun cotton
  • 🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA · Free shipping on 2+ items

The perfect sarcastic funny gift for nurses, RNs, nursing students & Nurse Week / Nurses Day.

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